So tonight is the Eve of the New Year, Two Thousand and Ten! If you're pregnant, your resolutions may slightly differ from the average New Year's celebrator. Here are some resolutions that a pregnant woman might have compared to the non-pregnant average woman. Feel free to comment and add a few of your own.
Average Resolution vs. Pregnant Resolution
1. Get in shape and lose weight
1. Lose 20 lbs. on delivery day and see my toes again.
2. Go on a diet
2. Actually keep all three meals down and not upchuck at the
faintest smell of tuna.
3. Think positively
3. Enjoy the few months or days remaining until the insanity
and chaos of parenthood begins.
4. Give up sweets.
4. If you've ever suggested to a pregnant woman of giving up
sweets, you're probably not able to read this because you
are no longer living.
5. Take time to celebrate the little moments in life.
5. Will soon truely understand Celebrating the
Little Moments of Life.
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